Wake Up, America! Wake Up! PLEASE!!

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Well, its time to Update the GQP (Grand QAnon Party) of knuckleheads. And we all agree that "Just Say Nay" RepTards are mounting an impressive "Quantity not Quality" push for the White House in 2040! Enjoy. :devilish:

The New GQP - RepTard Circle-jerk of Presidential Candidates

Village Idiots in the Running:
* buttdload, dodo23, TardisConfused, moron and dumbass and floppin’ faggot get a shot!

Grumbling Governors:
* DeSantis – “We’ll just annihilate Mickey, gays, teachers, and all black voting districts".
* Rubio - seemingly was an upstart candidate to loser in 1.5 years.
* Youngkin – still supporting the “big lie”, and its already catching up with him.
* Haley – country, duty and honor first … nah … RepTards first.

Shitting Senators:
* Cruz – just an empty 10-gallon hat, but a sombrero works for him.
* Graham – just trying to save his job and wimp ass from everyone.
* McConnell - duh, black people vote just like Americans.
* Johnson – dumbest RepTard politician and Wisconsin people have him the crosshairs.
* Scott – may not be terrible … and planning to run with Trump in 2040 (after prison).
* Hawley – named dumbest Senator of all time, Trump amplifier, Pusstin supporter.
* Mehmet Cengiz “Oz”- RepTards really digging into the bottom of the “quack” bucket.
* Palin - she has good relationship with Russia and can see Moscow from her back porch.
* Romney – not perfect, already lost once, but likely the best of the lil boys.

Congressional Cronies:
* Cawthorn – "duh, orgies, an addictive white substance and crossdressing parties ..." another flying flake.
* McCarthy – all-time lying flip flop puppet always servicing Trump desires.
* Greene - complete QAnon basket-case getting ass beat in courtroom.
* Bobert – dumb as stone “duh, Micky badddd too …”
* Jordon – JorDumb just an ignorant fickle, hide-n-seek artist and TrumpTard oral servant.
* Gaetz – another dope, but does have college ******* on the ole resume.
* Pompeo – duh, US should not be multicultural, a colossal village idiot.
* Cotton – I’m just "Trumb" and I despise expertise, book-learning and fact-knowing people.

Just Dumb Candidates:
* Trump, D - enough said.
* Trump, DJ - dumber and slimier than Daddo.
* Trump, E - way dumber that DJ.
* Trump, I - probably the smartest of the TrumpTurds, but can’t help any cause.
* Pence - back to a know nothing, see nothing, do nothing, fly-eaten drizzling doormat.
* Gingrich - and a package of figs for every Tard in the land.

Limping Longshots:
* Lindell – idiot posterTard, but pillow fights on all key government issues.
* Ghost of Limbaugh - pretty sure we prop up his rotting corpse for a laugh.
* Schwarzenegger - Zues back to the rescue, have to change the rules though.
* Carlson - Tucker Suckers rejoice … for exactly one minute.
* Pusstin – probably need to be leading the GQP from a dark hiding place tho.

Wow, when you look at these gems you just want to stand up and say "Aye" ... oh, hell, say "Aye Aye"! Dopes. :devilish:
You say less while using more words than anyone I know... Oh well, men thinking they're women is a clear sign of mental illness...
 
Yeah it’s only ok when Ilhan Omar does it to the tune of 3 million dollars 🤨well dimwit.....you want to look at how many in congress and Senate are guilty of insider trading.....didn't you have 2 already resign from congress over it........you accuse one....with no proof and yet 2 have plead guilty this year already from the party of corruption
 
Nah - I still think Obama’s Administration was the MOST corrupt - spying on a presidential candidate and then sliding in to an attempted coup with RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA - followed by the Biden Administration which is clearly bought and paid for.
well again dim wit.....can you point out just ONE....just one in the Obama admin that served time for corruption......and then look at trumps most corrupt admin in history......and the number in jail.......only admin that had more in jail was Nixon
 
Nah - I still think Obama’s Administration was the MOST corrupt - spying on a presidential candidate and then sliding in to an attempted coup with RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA - followed by the Biden Administration which is clearly bought and paid for.

The Obama Derangement Syndrome is strong with this one.
 
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