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Drillher4me said:
NO, THE DEMS DIDN'T LOSE THE ELECTION! THEY WON IT BY ALMOST THREE MILLION VOTES!
THE REPUBLICANS "STOLE" PRESIDENCY WITH THE HELP OF TRUMP'S RUSSIAN FRIEND(S)!
BUT, HEY! THE ONLY ONES CLAIMING THAT DEMS ARE COMPLAINING ARE REPUBLICANS!
THE DEMS ARE HAPPY AND CONTENT, UNLESS THEY IMPEACH OR JAIL HIM BEFORE THE NEXT
ELECTION, TO WAIT HIM OUT AND LET THE ELECTORS HAVE THEIR VENGENCE!
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HORSESHITE - plain and simple
 
hell they can start a war with Iran and do whatever they want....they have trump on a string at their beck and call...he is trying to avoid a war...…Israel has no qualms about starting one and dragging the US in...knowing trump will follow


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subhub174014 said:
you asshole....he was found guilty....just because the prick is in the white house he gets by....posted more than enough eveidance to show the fucker is guilty.....but

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Jonathan Chait has a theory about why Trump’s success took him and other pundits by surprise: “The Republican Party turns out to be filled with idiots. Far more of them than anybody expected.” But this idea is singularly unhelpful. It actually helps absolve Trumpkins of responsibility: Idiots...
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Found guilty by whom - Mueller failed to indict - no trail - NO guilt.
 
Best Trump jokes and insults out there. (*Profanity is retained in the interest of comedy.)
1. “It’s like an Internet comment troll ran for president.”–Jon Stewart

2. “The good news is, President Obama was born in America. The bad news is, so was Donald Trump.” —Jay Leno

3. “Donald Trump is the kind of person who goes to the Super Bowl and thinks the people in the huddle are talking about him.”―Eric Schneiderman

4. “Donald Trump announces this morning that he will run for president. His hair will announce on Friday.”—Albert Brooks

5. “’Yeah! OK! That sounds good!’ So now the obvious question is, will he ever not win? Yes, Trump is unstoppable. He’s like Godzilla with less foreign policy experience.” –Stephen Colbert

6. “Donald has attacked every person of color – except John Boehner.”–Joe Biden

7. “Donald Trump has come out in favor of shutting down Planned Parenthood. However, experts say, if he really wants Planned Parenthood to go under he should turn it into a Trump property.”–Conan O”Brien

8. “Donald Trump may be running for president. He said he’s sick and tired of the rest of the world laughing at the United States. Well, President Trump will certainly put an end to that!”―David Letterman

9. “Maybe he should ease into this … by running for a lower office first, like President of the Hair Club for Men.”―Jimmy Kimmel

10. “Donald Trump is the weak man’s vision of a strong man.”—Charles Cooke

11. “This guy has an ego. When Trump bangs a supermodel, he closes his eyes and imagines he’s jerking off.”–Seth McFarlane

12. “Here’s the thing about Donald Trump: he never apologizes; he’s never wrong no matter what crazy thing he says. He’s the white Kanye.”―Bill Maher

13. “He was even ****** into the ultimate act of degradation– starring in his own reality show. And soon the top-rated TV show in the nation starred a total asshole torturing people who were stupid enough to work with him.”–Seth McFarlane

14. “But folks, on a serious point, Trump said he likes ‘people who don’t get captured. What a terrible thing to say about my friend and a genuine war hero, John McCain. So tonight I call on Donald Trump to be a man of his word – and release Chris Christie right now.”—Joe Biden

15. “Say what you will about Trump, he is not stupid. He is a smart man with a deep understanding of what stupid people want.”―Andy Borowitz

16. “Donald Trump showed his birth certificate to reporters. Who cares about his birth certificate? I want to know if that thing on his head has had its vaccinations.”―Craig Ferguson

17. “Trump says– he says he’s gonna run for president in 2012. But if his plan for America is to fire everyone, he’s about two years too late.”–Seth McFarlane

18. “Americans have been mishearing The Donald: what he actually said is that he will make America grate again, after which many of them will migrate again.”―Michael R. Burch

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19. “I say that knowing every time his name is said out loud, he has a shattering orgasm… Donald Trump is America’s back mole. It may have seemed harmless a year ago, but now that it’s become frighteningly bigger, it’s no longer wise to ignore it.”–John Oliver

20. “Donald Trump has had several foreign wives. It turns out that there are really are jobs Americans won’t do.”–Mitt Romney

21. “Tonight, we honor a self-made millionaire. He started with nothing, worked hard, and made a fortune. That man is Fred Trump, Donald’s dad.”–Seth McFarlane

22. “The Trump virus’s primary effect is twofold: First, it implants in its hosts the unshakable conviction that one of the most execrable clowns in the history of these United States is a hero who deserves to be elevated to the White House; then, having inculcated the conceit, it removes the faculties that are necessary for its removal.”–Charles Cooke

23. “Donald Trump, without a doubt, you’re a New York landmark. Which means it will only be a matter of time before you bulldoze yourself and put up some gaudy, tacky monstrosity, and put your name on it.”–Larry King

24. “I’ve heard word that Donald Trump has done so much damage to the New York Skyline, that instead of calling him the Donald, they should call him the 20th hijacker.”–Gilbert Godfried

25. “Donald Trump is here tonight. Now I know that he’s taken some flak lately. But no one is happier—no one is prouder—to put this birth certificate matter to rest than The Donald. And that’s because he can finally get back to focusing on the issues that matter: Like, did we fake the moon landing? What really happened in Roswell? And where are Biggie and Tupac?”—Barack Obama

26. “Donald, I’m not sure if you’re even aware of this, but the only difference between you and Michael Douglas from the movie, Wall Street, is that no one’s going to be sad when you get cancer.”–Anthony Jeselnik

27. “Now Donald said he wants to run for President and move on into the White House. Why not? It wouldn’t be the first time he pushed a black family out of their home.”–Snoop Dogg
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28. “Nearly 70 percent of Americans said a Trump presidency would make them ‘anxious.’ And 30 percent said a Trump presidency would make them ‘Canadian.'”–Conan O’Brien

29. “At a rally over the weekend, Donald Trump was surrounded by Secret Service agents after a man tried to rush the stage. The Secret Service said the man was dangerous and disturbed, but they had to protect him anyway. Proving once and for all, the best way to keep everyone safe and sound is to build a wall around Donald Trump.”–Jimmy Fallon

30. “At a rally in Las Vegas last night Donald Trump told supporters he’d like to punch protesters in the face. Though he looks more like the kind of guy who would stroke a white cat while somebody else punched you in the face.”–Seth Meyers

31. “Teddy Roosevelt spoke softly and carried a big stick; Donald Trump speaks loudly and carries a big shtick.”―Michael R. Burch

32. “Donald Trump likes to sue people. He should sue whoever did that to his face.”–Marco Rubio

33. “Analysts say Hillary Clinton’s plan to defeat Donald Trump involves painting Trump as ‘dangerous and bigoted.’ She plans on doing this by quoting Trump accurately.”–Conan O’Brien
34. “By the way, Donald, it’s pronounced ‘huge,’ not ‘eyuge.’ Also, it’s pronounced ‘I am fucking delusional,’ not ‘I am running for President.’”–Seth McFarlane
35. “At a Donald Trump rally the other night, a supporter shouted out the Nazi salute ‘Sieg Heil!’ Trump immediately responded, ‘There is no place for that here – save it for my inauguration.'”–Conan O’Brien
36. “A protester had to be escorted out of a Donald Trump rally last night for yelling, ‘Trump’s a racist.’ The protester was removed because the Trump campaign has that phrase copyrighted.”–Seth Meyers
37. “A new study claims the stress of being president takes three years off your life. So suddenly everyone is thinking of voting for Trump.”–Conan O’Brien
38. “Stupid presidents, smart presidents, white presidents, black presidents — doesn’t work! What this country needs is a crazy Third World dictator. And Donald Trump has what it takes to be that. He’s already got a plane with his name on it, solid gold buildings, a harem…”–Lewis Black
39. “After he won yesterday’s Nevada caucus, Donald Trump said, ‘I love the poorly educated.’ Trump then said, ‘And when I’m president there’ll be more of them than ever.'” –Conan O’Brien
40. “Donald Trump said that he’s not going to the Fox News debate, because moderator Megyn Kelly is biased against him. And Trump has a right to be scared, because usually when a younger, attractive woman disagrees with him, she ends up taking half his stuff.”–Jimmy Fallon
41. “You’ve ruined more models’ lives than bulimia. You’ve disappointed more women than Sex and the City 2.”–Lisa Lampanelli
42. “If Donald Trump wins, my guess is America will look a lot like it did in ‘Back to the Future 2,’ when Biff was in charge.”–Jimmy Kimmel
43. “Donald Trump announced today that he is running for president. And based on the amount of bronzer he uses, he’s also running for president of the Spokane NAACP.”–Seth Meyers
44. “Despite Donald Trump’s tough stance on immigration, Trump Modeling Agency is being accused of hiring lower-paid foreign models. In his defense, Trump says those aren’t laborers, those are ‘future wives.'”–Conan O’Brien
45. “Donald Trump has claimed that his candidacy is fueling more interest in voting. More people are signing up to vote. Just like herpes fuels more interest in Valtrex, for instance.”–Jimmy Kimmel
46. “The very fact that he’s so sensitive about [his fingers] is absolutely hilarious, as is the fact that those notes were apparently written in gold Sharpie, which is so quintessentially Donald Trump: something that gives the passing appearance of wealth, but is really just a cheap tool.”–John Oliver
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47. “That’s what he’s best at. Putting a bow on a turd, marking up the price, and selling it so hard, you want it—even though you know it’s just a turd with a bow on it. America is that turd!”—Lewis Black
48. “Donald Trump said yesterday that if he’s elected, he would ‘probably not talk as much.’ That’s right, if Donald Trump is elected, even HE will be speechless.”–Seth Meyers
49. “It’s safe to say everything Trump touches turns to gold. Especially the Miss Teen U.S.A. contestants he pees on.”–Seth McFarlane
50. “Hillary Clinton said she went to Donald Trump’s wedding but didn’t give him a gift. Trump said, ‘Just for that, you’re not coming to my next three weddings.'”–Conan O’Brien
51. “Donald Trump has canceled a planned trip to Israel. When asked why, Trump said, ‘They already have a wall and a fear of Muslims. My work there is done.'”–Conan O’Brien
52. “A word association poll found the words most associated with Donald Trump are idiot, jerk, stupid, and dumb. In other words, he really could be our next president. He’s got everything it takes.”–Conan O’Brien
53. “A new poll released today shows Donald Trump is leading the Republican field with 24 percent. How far are we going to let this go? It’s almost Thanksgiving. Trump is still leading. Next thing you know, he’s winning Iowa, then he takes New Hampshire, then he somehow actually becomes the Republican nominee. And before you know it, Hillary Clinton is president!”–Seth Meyers
54. “Just got told exactly what Donald Trump is going to do Monday at the RNC. mom of God. We are finally living in IDIOCRACY.”—Patton Oswalt
55. “A new study of the candidates’ Facebook fans found that Donald Trump’s fans have the worst grammar. Which isn’t surprising, since Trump’s whole campaign has been one, big run-on sentence. ‘We need to build a wall and fix the economy and get back at China and Rosie O’Donnell and I’m very rich and here’s a red hat and…'”–Jimmy Fallon
56. “I do think Donald Trump is honest in his own way. He is honestly an egomaniacal billionaire.” –Stephen Colbert
57. “Today Donald Trump signed a loyalty pledge to the Republican Party saying that he would endorse for president whoever wins the Republican nomination and would not run as a third-party candidate as he has threatened to in the past. And I’ll tell you something. When Donald Trump makes a vow, he keeps it. Ask any of his wives, they will tell you.” –Jimmy Kimmel

I was rooting for Donald trump to be president We haven’t had a presidential assassination in a while

58. “In an exclusive interview with the Christian Broadcasting Network, Donald Trump said, ‘I believe in god.’ But of course The Donald was talking about Himself.”―Jay Leno
59. “Donald Trump said, ‘There’s nobody that’s done so much for equality as I have.’ That’s right, he said: ‘In some states, I’m hated equally by blacks and Hispanics.'” –Conan O’Brien
60. “Republican hopeful Rick Perry this week compared Donald Trump to cancer. Which really isn’t fair, because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.” –Seth Meyers
61. “On Saturday Donald Trump had some unkind words for Arizona Senator John McCain. Can you imagine being tortured 5 1/2 years in a Vietnamese prison camp, and then a man whose greatest war-time accomplishment was brokering a peace treaty on ‘Celebrity Apprentice’ between Gary Busey and Meat Loaf belittles you and calls you a loser?” –Jimmy Kimmel
62. “A guy with the worst spray tan in America is attacking me for putting on makeup.”–Marco Rubio
63. “After Donald Trump’s derogatory comments about immigrants, NBC has officially cancelled ‘Celebrity Apprentice.’ Think about it, Donald Trump isn’t even president yet, and he’s already made America a better place.”–Conan O’Brien
64. “Whatever you think about Marco Rubio and Ted Cruz, at least you basically know where they stand, but Trump’s opinions have been wildly inconsistent. He’s been pro-choice and pro-life, for and against assault weapon bans, in favor of both bringing Syrian refugees and deporting them out of the country, and that inconsistency has been troubling…This is the frontrunner for the Republican nomination advocating a war crime. And he might say he was joking or he’s changed his mind about any of these things, and private individuals are allowed to change their minds — we all do it — but when he’s sworn in as president on Jan. 20, 2017, on that day, his opinions are going to matter. And you will remember that date, because it’s the one that time travelers from the future will come back to try and stop the whole thing from happening.” –John Oliver
65. “Did you see Donald Trump’s big announcement today? Trump is very confident. He could be the only presidential candidate to ever pick himself as a running mate.”–Jimmy Kimmel
66. “This is what I’ve been waiting for my whole life. A President who’s not afraid to tell the truth about being a lying asshole!”―Lewis Black
67. Are we really doing this Donald Trump thing? We’re really doing that as a country? He’s fucked. I like to put my name in giant letters on everything I own as much as the next guy, but the only other people that do that are like 8-year-olds going to camp.”—Jon Stewart
68. “At this point Trump is the political equivalent of a phone sex operator. He’s just whispering whatever dirty little racist fantasies Republicans want to hear.”—Michael Che
69. “Miss USA, for example, is owned by Donald Trump—a clown made of mummified foreskin and cotton candy.”—John Oliver
70. “Trump’s performance-art character is butch in the sense that certain gay icons are butch — bikers, cowboys, and the rest of the Village People — and appealing to certain men for similar reasons, one of which is overcompensation for threats against their virility.”—Kevin Williamson
71. “Arguing with Trump is sort of like dressing up an adorable toddler in a Viking outfit and listening to it say that he will raid my village and slaughter all in his path. It’s cute. It’s funny. Maybe it’s even vaguely disturbing if he goes on too long (“I shall hang you from the fence post as a ******* eagle! And I have a boom-boom in my diaper, daddy!”). But, just as with Trump’s ranting, the one thing you don’t do is take it seriously.”—Jonah Goldberg
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72. “(Donald Trump) might win. He’s got enough ex-wives to vote for him.”—Chris Rock
73. “Over the years, his name has been on some things that have arguably been very un-good, including Trump Shuttle, which no longer exists; Trump Vodka, which was discontinued; Trump Magazine, which folded; Trump World Magazine, which also folded; Trump University, over which he’s being sued; and of course, the travel-booking site GoTrump.com, whose brief existence was, I imagine, a real thorn in the side of anyone hoping GotRump.com featured a single thing worth masturbating to.”–John Oliver
74. “What Donald Trump really reminds me of is a spoiled five-year-old throwing a tantrum. Every time a parent takes the *******’ side over the teachers’ and asks a baby where they want to go to dinner or doesn’t say ‘be quiet when adults are talking,’ you are creating the Donald Trumps of tomorrow.”–Bill Maher
75. “Americans are slow and dim and dumb, and they need extra time. If we had a two-month election cycle, they would’ve elected Trump already… For the first couple of months, people were enamored with him. Now, they see his shtick. He has two things: ‘Me build wall. Me great.'”–Bill Maher
76. “If he hadn’t inherited $200 million, you know where Donald Trump would be right now? Selling watches in Manhattan.” – Marco Rubio
77. “Trump is kind of like the movie Snakes on a Plane. Sure the idea is entertaining. But an actual snake on your plane would be terrifying. And that’s what’s happening now. The plane is American democracy. And the snake is Trump.”-–Seth Meyers
78. “The closest Trump ever got to battle was his fight with Rosie O’Donnell.” –Jimmy Kimmel
79. “There is a lunatic in North Korea trying to get a nuclear weapon and a lunatic trying to get ahold of nuclear weapons in America.” – Marco Rubio
80. ‘Trump NOT Doing FOX Debate Cause Of MEGAN (sic) KELLY… fkng PRIMA DONNA. HOW CAN HE FACE ISIS, HE CANT FACE A CHICK ON TV.” –Cher
81. “Trump threatening not to show up for next debate if Megyn Kelly is moderating! I bet he’s so mad he has ‘******* coming out of his wherever.’”—Bette Midler
82. “Donald Trump just talked about his dick during a presidential debate! A dick which I presume looks like a Cheeto with the cheese dust rubbed off.” – John Oliver
83. “He’s always calling me ‘Little Marco’ … and I’ll admit he’s taller than me, he’s 6’2″ which is why I don’t understand why he has hands the size of someone who’s 5’2″. Have you seen his hands? You know what they say about men with small hands.” – Marco Rubio
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84. “Did you know Donald Trump’s birthname is Fuckface von Clownstick? I hope that’s all over Twitter.” – Jon Stewart
85. “It is so hot immigrants are coming across the border on slip and slides. That’s how hot it is. It is so hot, Donald Trump hit on Megyn Kelly just to get the cold shoulder. That’s how hot it is, ladies and gentlemen.” –Jay Leno
86. “Trump had medical deferment [during Vietnam] … he had inter-rectum cranial inversion — which means his head is up his ass.” – Jay Leno
87. “This all dates back to when we were growing up together in Kenya… we had constant run-ins on the soccer field. He wasn’t very good and he resented it.” – Barack Obama
88. “What a great honor it must be for you to honor me tonight. I’m so sorry; Donald Trump said that. It’s getting trickier and trickier to satirize this stuff.” — Julia Louis Dreyfus
89. “Now, you might say he’d make a terrible president. I mean, the guy bankrupted his own casino. A casino! Where the House always wins! Unless it’s Donald Trump’s house!”—Lewis Black
90. “Trump is actually doing very well in Nevada. That’s right, Trump appeals to Nevada’s key demographic — people who’ve declared bankruptcy.”–Conan O’Brien
91. “Yes. He was still an odd person then… to me, Donald Trump is not a rich man. Donald Trump is like what a hobo imagines a rich man to be. Like Trump was walking around under an underpass, and he heard some guy like ‘Ohh, as soon as my number comes in, I’m gonna put up tall buildings with my name on ’em! I’ll have fine golden hair, and a TV show where I fire Gene Simmons with my children.’ And Trump was like ‘That is how I will live my life.’” – John Mulaney
92. “[Donald Trump’s] not good at running for president, he’s just good at ‘Family Feud.’ And these other people are terrible at ‘Family Feud.’ So when the Steve Harvey of this election is like ‘Name something that is bothering Americans,’ and Ted Cruz is like ‘Benghazi!’ [buzzer noise]. But then Trump is like ‘All the problems.’ And that’s the number one answer.”—John Mulaney
93. “Donald Trump can seem appealing until you take a closer look, much like the lunch buffet at a strip club, or the NFL or having a pet chimpanzee,” he added. “Sure it seems fun, but some day Coco is gonna tear your fucking limbs off.”–John Oliver
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94. “I was in the elevator alone with him, just by chance. And he just looked so miserable. He looks so unhappy. And all that money… I realize this is weird, he has all those billions of dollars. But he’s fucking billion dollars, because he needs a $100 billion to look in the mirror and not want to ******* himself.”—Louis CK
95. “Today is the Republican caucus in Nevada, and Donald Trump is projected to win. When asked why they’re voting for him, Americans said, ‘We’re used to doing things in Nevada that we’ll regret tomorrow.'”–Conan O’Brien
96. “Is Trump seriously just now realizing his supporters are a bunch of window-licking water heads? Donald, you are talking to the craziest people in the country. You could literally take off your shoe mid-speech, hold it up to your ear, say you’re getting a call from Batman and they would be quiet until you hung up your shoe.”—Michael Che
97. “People are like, ‘I like Trump; he says what he thinks. What he thinks is stupid. That’s like if your friend is like, ‘I would like to fuck your mom.’ Why would you say that? … I don’t give a ******* if you’re politically correct, just be correct, correct.”–Jon Stewart
98. “I don’t believe that Donald Trump is a racist. He’s just pandering to the most prejudiced segment of the country. He’s hustling them. […] None of what he’s saying is true. You don’t just develop racism overnight on the campaign trail. Racism is embedded deep down in a person’s soul. I’ve looked into that man’s eyes. Donald Trump doesn’t have a soul.”—Michael Che
99. “Yeah, things are different. Donald Trump is leading in the polls. I’m going back (in a coma).”—Tracy Morgan
100. “Does Trump really think this bizarre show of faux-majesty is in any way regal? Because it’s actually kind of insane watching him stomp down the sidewalk on a carpet that’s being unspooled by two slobs who would be his sons if they weren’t to the tacky manor born. And it also sums up Donald Trump perfectly — what he thinks is spectacular is merely spectacularly low-rent to the rest of us.”—Tom Scharpling
101. “He’s an obscenely wealthy version of Erik Estrada or William Shatner, a cultural punch line who still has to exist as a human. And the worst part is that no matter how many times he tells us how mean he is, he needs us to like him so badly.”—Tom Scharpling
102. “******* on the playground have more inherent logic in the games they just made up than Trump does in the eleventh season of his show (Celebrity Apprentice). But what is to be expected from a show that is decided by a grown-up version of a baby emperor?”—Tom Scharpling
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103. “Let me say this about Donald Trump. I love Donald Trump, all comedians love Donald Trump. If God gave comedians the power to invent people, the first person we would invent is Donald Trump. … God’s gift to comedy.”—Jerry Seinfeld
104. “It’s easy to joke that Donald Trump is a ‘clown’ or a ‘moron’ or an ‘egomaniac.’ Or a ‘turd boy’ or a ‘weeping wound.’ Or a ‘dog fucker’ or”…–Rob Delaney
105. “Donald Trump was sitting nearby (at the White House correspondents dinner)…Everybody was laughing at Donald Trump and it was the most beautiful thing, to have the bully of the world or whatever — it was fantastic. It was really great. I wanted to go up to him and go, ‘Didn’t you think any of that was funny?’ But you don’t want to engage with somebody that’s so grotesque.”–Zach Galifianakis
106. “All kidding aside, obviously we all know about your credentials and breadth of experience. For example… no seriously, just recently, in an episode of Celebrity Apprentice, at the steakhouse, the men’s cooking team did not impress the judges from Omaha Steaks. And there was a lot of blame to go around, but you, Mr. Trump, recognized that the real problem was a lack of leadership, and so ultimately you didn’t blame Lil Jon or Meat Loaf, you fired Gary Busey. And these are the kinds of decisions that would keep me up at night. Well handled, sir. Well handled. Say what you will about Mr. Trump, he certainly would bring some change to the White House.”–Barack Obama
107. “Donald Trump is still under fire for mocking a reporter with physical disabilities. Trump told his supporters, ‘Don’t worry, I’ll soon do something worse and all this will be forgotten.'”–Conan O’Brien
108. “[Obama] was amazing. And I had kind of the best seat the house because I was sitting sort of right behind Donald Trump’s table,” Hamm revealed. “And watching that dude who has no problem telling people what to do and giving people trouble, he didn’t take it very well. Laugh!”—Jon Hamm
109. “Who would not want to see Trump and Hillary [Clinton] debate? It would be so wonderful, it’s like as a comedy writer, and you don’t care about America, you’re just rooting for him as a comedy writer. I don’t think he’s going anywhere. In the meantime, before it gets to an actual decision, I’m thrilled that he’s around because the entertainment value is high.”—Tina Fey
110. “Donald Trump has all the charm of a turd that won’t flush. Look what he said about his own ******* – that if he wasn’t Ivanka’s dad, he’d probably be dating her. Bleurgh. And when he’s not trying to bone his *******, he keeps banging on about building a wall to keep Mexicans out. He said, ‘If you think walls don’t work, all you have to do is ask Israel.’ Yeah, because it’s really peaceful over there. Walls work? Not if you ask Palestinians, you hamster-haired bellend.”—Russell Howard
111. “Donald Trump looks like a plughole in an orangutan sanctuary. His hair looks like a slovenly post-coital cat. He’s probably only running for president because this dimension doesn’t have a Superman he can give a hard time to.”—Frankie Boyle
112. “Donald Trump really has egg on his face now. Which pairs nicely with the hash browns on the top of his head.”—James Corden
113. “Americans like Trump because he’s got loads of money, which is sort of their version of being clever. He’s all over the news, even though he looks weird. Like a guinea pig staring at you through the porthole on a washing machine.”—Barry Shitpeas
114. “It would probably be better to ignore Trump. If, at a polite drinks do, a man starts noisily doing a ******* in the corner of the room, the dignified response is to avert your gaze. But it takes so much self-restraint. Our inner baby wants to stare and cry out: “What’s that man doing? He’s so weird! Eurgh, I can’t stop looking at him!” That’s how I feel about Donald. I can’t take my eyes off him. I’m guiltily drawn to pictures of him, as if he’s boobs.”–David Mitchell
115. “When Trump says stuff, it doesn’t have to be practical or even true. Because he’s a liar. He’s a liar, he’s a racist and he’s a friend of Piers Morgan’s.”—Andy Hamilton
116. “A Trump rally being cancelled due to violence is the most predictable thing to happen in this campaign since Donald Trump mentioning the size of his dick.”–John Oliver
117. “The reaction to Donald Trump’s announcement of his presidential campaign suggests that there is room for one more: Grow the Hell Up Conservatism. Trump brings out two of the Right’s worst tendencies: the inability to distinguish between entertainers and political leaders, and the habit of treating politics as an exercise in emotional vindication.”—Kevin Williamson
118. “It is a little ironic that the Miss USA beauty pageant is overseen by one of the ugliest souls on the planet.”–John Oliver
119. “Donald Trump is not only one of my oldest and dearest friends, he is an American success story. When he graduated college, he put his shoulder to the wheel, nose to the grindstone… borrowed $6 million from his *******, and started a career.”–Larry King
120. “Donald Trump said that he was running for president as a Republican. That’s funny, because I thought he was running as a joke.”―Seth Meyers

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Found guilty by whom - Mueller failed to indict - no trail - NO guilt.
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Jonathan Chait has a theory about why Trump’s success took him and other pundits by surprise: “The Republican Party turns out to be filled with idiots. Far more of them than anybody expected.” But this idea is singularly unhelpful. It actually helps absolve Trumpkins of responsibility: Idiots...
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Are Donald Trump’s supporters idiots? ... Trump’s supporters are better educated and wealthier than the American average. Rather than characterizing them as losers who are easily fooled, Trump …
 
face it....the guy is the laughing stock of the world....except for those to dumb to see it

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you get the idea...…..he is a joke!
 
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Found guilty by whom - Mueller failed to indict - no trail - NO guilt.
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you won't read it anyway....you like being stupid


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May 09, 2019 · Did Mueller say Trump is guilty? More specifically, does the Mueller Report say Trump knew Wikileaks was conspiring with Russian intelligence when he worked with them? The newly uncovered FOIA redactions suggest that’s exactly what the report says; Trump knew Wikileaks was working with the GRU.

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Mueller Reminds the Nation That Trump Betrayed the USA ...
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Much of the immediate commentary following special counsel Robert Mueller’s surprise press conference on Wednesday focused on his damning statements about President Donald Trump’s actions that potentially could be charged as obstruction of justice—if Justice Department policy did not prohibit the indictment of a sitting president.

But Mueller’s remarks were also a reminder of the core elements of the Trump-Russia scandal: Moscow attacked the 2016 election to help Trump, and Trump assisted Vladimir Putin’s assault by claiming at the time (and afterward) that it wasn’t real. That is, whether or not Trump had criminally colluded with Russian operatives, he did side with a foreign adversary that attacked American democracy—and that’s treachery.

.” The Kremlin’s goal was to impede Hillary Clinton and, consequently, boost Trump. And, Mueller added, “a private Russian entity engaged in a social media operation where Russian citizens posed as Americans in order to influence an election.”



Yet during the campaign, Trump and his lieutenants repeatedly denied the Russian attack was under way. As soon as the Democratic National Committee publicly announced its servers had been penetrated by Russian hackers, the Trump campaign claimed this was a “hoax” devised by the DNC itself. After Democratic emails swiped by the Russians were dumped by WikiLeaks right before the Democratic convention in July 2016, Donald Trump Jr. and Paul Manfort, then the campaign chairman, went on news shows and denied this had anything to do with the Russians. (Only a month earlier, they and Jared Kushner had attended a meeting with a Russian emissary whom they were told was bringing them dirt on Clinton as part of a secret Kremlin scheme to help the Trump campaign.)

Even after the intelligence community briefed Trump in mid-August of that year and informed him that Moscow indeed was behind the hack-and-dump operation, he continued to say in public that there was no reason to blame the Russians for this intervention. At the first presidential debate, Trump huffed, “I don’t think anybody knows it was Russia that broke into the DNC…It could also be lots of other people. It also could be somebody sitting on their bed that weighs 400 pounds, OK? You don’t know who broke into DNC.” He kept this up after the Obama administration a few weeks later officially declared Russia was culpable.



Comments like these must have signaled to Russia—a foreign adversary trying to subvert an American election—that the Trump campaign was just fine with its underhanded efforts. (After the DNC emails were posted around convention time, Trump publicly called on Russians to hack Clinton: “Russia, if you’re listening, I hope you’re able to find the 30,000 emails that are missing.” And, according to Mueller’s report, hours later, Russian hackers targeted Clinton’s servers.)
 
Also in the summer of 2016, George Papadopoulos, a Trump campaign foreign policy adviser, was trying to set up a back-channel with Putin’s office. This means that while Putin was waging information warfare on the United States, one of the campaigns was reaching out and saying, Hey, we want to play ball with you. No doubt, that was another sign of encouragement for Moscow. (And don’t forget that from October 2015 until June 2016, Trump was secretly negotiating to develop a tower project in Moscow that could reap him hundreds of millions of dollars—talks that included communicating with the office of Putin’s top aide. At the same time, Trump was telling American voters he had nothing to do with Russia.)

Trump put his own interests ahead of the security of the nation. And by insisting there was no Russian attack, he helped Putin pull off this caper and made it more difficult for President Barack Obama to enlist Republicans in a united front against Moscow’s attack





With Russia falsely claiming it had nothing to do with the hacks and dumps, Trump and his team were repeating and amplifying Putin’s disinformation. They were aiding and abetting the Kremlin. And after Trump won the election, he continued this pattern, failing to acknowledge the Russian attack and notoriously saying he accepted Putin’s denials. (One result of this was that Trump has done nothing to prioritize actions to prevent future attacks on US elections.)


there is a lot more but this is enough to show you he was working with Russia the whole time...and LIED about it
 
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The lefty HORSESHITE spewed in this thread is AMAZING - only a true blivit could contain it and regurgitate it :|
 
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The lefty HORSESHITE spewed in this thread is AMAZING - only a true blivit could contain it and regurgitate it :|
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You must enjoy HORSESHIT considering the huge amount of horseshit you spread on this thread consequently, and I quote you; ".... only a true blivit could contain it and regurgitate it :|" unquote!
What a nice way to describe yourself .... maybe!
 
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