I played drums in a fairly popular bar rock band back in the late 80s. We were playing at L'Amours in Brooklyn, NY. About an hour before show, I was heading back to the dressing room from the bar when some doll stopped me and asked if I was in the drummer. I say yes, she then ask if I would show her my kit. So I take her back stage, it was blacked out(no lights) so nobody could really see us up there, but we could easily see the 1200 people standing right up to the stage in the lite audience
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I started to get my flashlight out of my pocket and she grabbed my hand and planted it right on her panty-less kitty. She said "Fuck me here and now". We did it with her leaning over the drum riser and me behind. It was surreal seeing all of those eyes looking at us, not really sure if they could see what was going on. When we finished, she kissed me, said thanks, and buggered off. I found her after our set, she introduced her husband. She said to him, he gave me a drumming lesson before the show. He smiled and winked, said he hoped I taught her something new.
I didn't play pro for long, made ******* money, but man did I have a blast while I did.