G'moaning Everyone and it's time for "RepTards in the News!". Wow, first day of the
RepTard Balls Falling Party was a blast as we all enjoyed some very fun outcomes. Beyond the Committee's referrals, the odd highlight of the party was the
RepTard Fart Lighting Ceremony ... see attached. Now, the fun Committee Referral Summary is detailed below ...
Referred to Department of Justice for Prosecution.
* TrumpTard - obstruction, conspiracy to defraud the US, false statements, assisting insurrection, conspiring to injure, and seditious conspiracy.
* Eastman, Trump Attorney - conspiracy for various TrumpTard charges, criminal obstruction of justice.
* Clark, DOJ Attorney - fraud, criminal obstruction of justice.
* Meadows, Chief of Staff - various criminal activities, obstruction of justice.
* Chesebro, Trump Attorney - criminal obstruction of justice.
* Guiliani - Trump Attorney - election fraud, criminal obstruction of justice.
* More to be detailed for "instupidrection" planning conspiracy" soon.
Referred to the Ethics Committee for Demotion and/or Censorship.
* McCarthy, House Speaker - "instupidrection" and Election conspiracy, ignoring subpoenas.
* JorDumb, Ohio - primarily just an asswipe, ignoring Committee subpoenas.
* Perry, Pennsylvania - ignoring Committee subpoenas, conspiring to commit fraud.
* Biggs, Arizona - ignoring Committee subpoenas, conspiring to commit fraud.
* Various other RepTards to be announced.
All of this is so exciting, but TrumpTards Tax Fraud and Classified Document Theft are just big cherries on top!
Thank you RepTards!
Lastly, our passive aggressive pansies, buttdlurp and TardnConfused did a wonder job as Cock-tail Waitresses and their practiced curtsies were perfect.
Way to go ladies! Also, our Prince of Gloryholes, floppin' flytrap developed on another nasty friction blister on his lip, but stayed through the night until the last "shaft" member was drained.
Thank you for your servicing, floppin'! Dopes.