Several years ago we had this married chick in our office that liked to come to work pantiless. She wore mid-thigh dresses regularly, but during the warmer weather she'd not wear panties, and she'd flirt/tease with a few of the guys she liked, letting them know she didn't have on any panties. One morning, when I was approaching the community coffee pot, Darlene was refilling her cup, and the tight dress she had on showed she probably didn't have any panties. I walked up, nonchalantly, and said
"no panties today, Darlene?" ... and she just as nonchalantly replied
"no panties today, David". As I started to leave I winked at her and said
"you sure are good for male morale around here", and she smiled and said
"thank you."
She ended up getting fired a year later for giving a BJ to one of the guys in the parking deck. The security cameras taped her more than once getting into her utility van with guys. We still occasionally talk about her.