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can you tell yet that your fiancee has already had all of the ginger blackbred outta her ripe & receptive eggs???
...guess what, you'll be a d@ddy FOUR times over in 9months!
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she secretly came off the pill, then spent the weekend with him while ovulating, but told you it was 'safe'. now she growing a bit of a belly & her breasts are bigger, her nipples like bullets & are darker.
you wonder if perhaps your new wife will have an announcement soon???
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