marco vittoro Male Gold Member From CO, US Today at 12:56 AM #10,861 then she texts you, "your new status is D@DDY. i think our blonde line has ended!"
marco vittoro Male Gold Member From CO, US Today at 12:57 AM #10,862 the only damage would be to both of your blonde heritages. they've ended now!
marco vittoro Male Gold Member From CO, US Today at 12:59 AM #10,863 ...at least until she told him to "make me a m0mmy!"
marco vittoro Male Gold Member From CO, US Today at 1:00 AM #10,864 ...you also discovered for the first time how fertile she REALLY was!
marco vittoro Male Gold Member From CO, US Today at 1:04 AM #10,865 ...your wife TOLD you she had the IUD put in. later you found out, she chose to skip the procedure based on instinct.
...your wife TOLD you she had the IUD put in. later you found out, she chose to skip the procedure based on instinct.
marco vittoro Male Gold Member From CO, US Today at 1:07 AM #10,866 ...coz i'm off the pill & finally FULLY fertile!
marco vittoro Male Gold Member From CO, US Today at 1:09 AM #10,867 ...ok, but he already got all my eggs. you're gonna be a d@ddy!
marco vittoro Male Gold Member From CO, US Today at 1:10 AM #10,868 ...i can feel it doing its magic making me a m0mmy!
marco vittoro Male Gold Member From CO, US Today at 1:12 AM #10,870 she'd be bringing a healthy amount of it home, inside her belly & growing.
marco vittoro Male Gold Member From CO, US Today at 1:13 AM #10,871 your last chance to f@ther any of your blonde wife's ******* was now passing away!
marco vittoro Male Gold Member From CO, US Today at 1:15 AM #10,872 ...the next shirt read, "white husband... black b@by on board!"
marco vittoro Male Gold Member From CO, US Today at 1:16 AM #10,873 very true, which is why so many grooms are getting fixed at their wives insistence BEOFRE the wedding!
very true, which is why so many grooms are getting fixed at their wives insistence BEOFRE the wedding!
marco vittoro Male Gold Member From CO, US Today at 1:18 AM #10,874 your young newlywed bride definitely is NOT!
gr8hubby Male Gold Member From UT, US Today at 11:34 AM #10,875 marco vittoro said: your beautiful, beloved bride receiving her firstborn b@bies! View attachment 7535156 Click to expand... I want to suck those nipples…….
marco vittoro said: your beautiful, beloved bride receiving her firstborn b@bies! View attachment 7535156 Click to expand... I want to suck those nipples…….