I believe the size of a penis to be a relative issue. A given sized penis will look larger on someone with a smaller body. Further, there has been much talk about the *********** of the cuckold. This is why I am very physically attracted to the barnacle who typically has a penis eight times the size of his body and who, when sessile on a host, tends to castrate the host (see below) so that the latter will devote its metabolism to other functions which will benefit the parasitic barnacle. It should be noted however, that barnacles tend to be either male or hermaphroditic. Deepest and most abject and tearful apologies if my sexual preferences have offended the moral or religious sensibilities of this community.
Crab with egg sac of the parasitic barnacle Sacculina carcini. The parasite stops reproduction in its host, the crab, and stimulates the female crab to disperse parasite eggs with the same behavior that she would normally use for her own eggs. (ref: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parasitic_castration )
Crab with egg sac of the parasitic barnacle Sacculina carcini. The parasite stops reproduction in its host, the crab, and stimulates the female crab to disperse parasite eggs with the same behavior that she would normally use for her own eggs. (ref: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parasitic_castration )