See that's why I'm avoiding the Asian chick that moved to the office next to mine. I just show her subtle signs of dominance, I don't call her Ms. (first name), I call her by her last name, learned it from the show 30 Rock of all places. Check it though, I'm emotionally intelligent, I understand nuance. I'm the only one that calls her by her last name. It's a question and a statement. I'll say "Nguyen, come here for a second." "Nguyen, did you get that email." She hears me asking her "When?" all day. Probably flicked her bean to it, in my mind she has. Nguyen's husband let her leave the house dressed in a skirt meant to entice, I know they fantasize about the Black guys at her office. She got a new job and a new sexual fantasy. I call that a... wait for it... Nguyen Nguyen. Thank you, thank you, tip the waitresses.