I was kicked out of the military due to an undiagnosed (mild scoliosis) medical condition, I was 6 weeks into boot camp. So when I came home all buff, three different chicks I’d known in HS but weren’t interested suddenly were. Went for a mountain drive with one, we ended up on a hillside, 15 ft from a hiking trail, a senior citizens bird watching group, led by a park ranger caught us, we ran for the car. Few days later we fucked again in her parents bed.
With my ex girlfriend (we dated on/off for 8 yrs beginning our senior year): hundreds of times in the cab or bed of my pickup, in the dressing room of our school theatre, on a bench being used as a set for our school play, in her parents shower, in my grandparents shower, behind the bar at my cousins wedding reception, on my bosses desk (worked in a pizza shop, unbeknownst to my boss or anyone, corporate had installed 6 hidden cameras in the ceiling a month before, including one pointed at his desk, my chick had been out with friends, they dropped her off just before closing, after the other employees left, I fucked her on the desk) two days later I was fired.
The craziest, and we both almost got in huge trouble. She was in Job’s *******’s, they had a huge convention at a hotel in town, all the attendees were required to stay at the hotel. The hotel was full, so it was closed to the public. The second night, I called her room, she snuck out to meet me in the parking garage for a quick fuck. Her roommate saw her leaving and told a leader, who told another, they and security searched the grounds. We heard them calling her name, so we parted, they found her walking around outside looking innocent, I had hid under a car so they didn’t find me. The police were called also. I could hear them chastising her, and telling her that if they found me, I’d be arrested and she’d be kicked out of the organization.
My wife is pretty boring, we’ve done it in the pool at a swingers hotel a few times.