You get to enjoy a fulfilling life of masturbation. After all, don't you get tired of your premature ejaculations? I've never actually been able to get my tiny little wee wee inside of a girl. I can't help but get so excited that as soon as my girlfriends, or now my wife, touches it, or it touches any part of her body, I squirt my little bit of seven all over her, hand, thigh, landing strip, or belly. So I know for a fact that the best sex I've ever had is with my own hand...except for a prostate massage from her boyfriends beautiful penis. That drains me like nothing else ever has.