Welp! That's surprisingOh no doubt..Trust me on this one Hon. I find just about everything interesting/cute/fascinating/arousing about PUSSY. I even like talking about it more than my own dick
don't think that ever crossed my mind 
I'm sure I could look through the plethora of threads/post where your dick has his own mic
but we'll let this instance slide, hopefully your dick doesn't read this, or you're in trouble 
Yeah my "best friend" has been known to be a bad influenceWelp! That's surprising
. Not all that literate either... Maybe because he's only got one eye and no brain in his head .
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"With friends like him, who needs enemies "Yeah my "best friend" has been known to be a bad influence
Historically has got me into some pretty sticky situations... He certainly can be nothing but trouble
However I love him like he was part of me
Hmmm... Friends. Enemies.
. I know it's time to go to bed when I start getting philosophical .
That happens to me when I dr.ink HennesseyHmmm... Friends. Enemies.
Both help define who a man is and what he stands for
Tito's shot and Blue Moon w/ the orange slice is my go toThat happens to me when I dr.ink Hennessey
sounds like a man's man dr.ink! If I do Vodka it's in a dirty Martini, don't shoot anything straight anymore! Got tired of trying to remember where I was or my clothes for that matterTito's shot and Blue Moon w/ the orange slice is my go to
Well it certainly ain't a Shirley Templesounds like a man's man dr.ink! If I do Vodka it's in a dirty Martini, don't shoot anything straight anymore! Got tired of trying to remember where I was or my clothes for that matter
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Sometimes, yes, indeed a good time! Hopefully for all involved,Well it certainly ain't a Shirley Temple
It's like a bastardized "Boilermaker"
I don't like mixing the beer and the vodka directly. I like to take the shot then chase it with the beer... Really effective way for me to get to my "level"...Quickly
Not knowing where one is and where their clothes are. Sounds like the aftermath of a good time to me
