Thought provoking memes and captions

[marco vittoro]

your beloved new bride sends you this...
"yup honey, that's right! we're gonna be parents.
also, its the end of our blonde heritages!
he made me a m0mmy last night, & i just wanted to thank him for it!"

 

[marco vittoro]

yes honey, i let him make you a d@ddy!

 

[marco vittoro]

by the looks of it, your pure blonde wife is ending your bloodline right here, right now...on day1 of your honeymoon!
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yup...with tripets!

 

[marco vittoro]

your blonde wife, her sister & your sister all will have their firstborns about the same day.
..is that a coincidence or what???!

 

[marco vittoro]

text & pic from your beloved, pure blonde bride...
"i just want you to be ready for the delivery of our firstborn...QUADS!"

i think theres about zer0 chance of of your k1ds will be blondes! ZER0!!!

 

[marco vittoro]

seems like your young, new bride is determined to start her family today....doesn't it???

 

[marco vittoro]

your blonde wife knows the moment of motherhood has arrived.
...& her blonde bloodline has ended!
it makes her soul quake too!

 

[marco vittoro]

looks like the stronger man has won, & made you & your beloved wife new parents!

 

[marco vittoro]

oh guess what. i'm a m0mmy she texts as you watch her vidclip!

 

[marco vittoro]

pounding your wife's blonde bloodlines into submission, & extinction, as he conquers her eggs & makes her a momma!

 

[marco vittoro]

its your wedding night, & your wife has decided what your new family will look like!

 

[marco vittoro]

hard to tell, but last week your bride became a mom when she surrendered to the big black stipper at her bachelorette party, & begged him to blacken forever her eggs!

 

[marco vittoro]

go ahead & wank. go ahead & cum uselessly on the floor.
...as he blackbreeds your pure blonde bride, into motherhood.

 

[marco vittoro]

hi honey. i guess you just figured out where all our k1ds will be cumming from.

 

[marco vittoro]

the moment you know your wife has just become a mom by the same guy that did it to your sister too!

 

[marco vittoro]

this is your wife's way of breaking to you, "no blonde *******, EVER!"

 

[marco vittoro]

your wife's doing her best to have him end both of your blonde bloodlines!

 

[marco vittoro]

yor wife can't seem to open herself & womb up enuf for him.
...for him to make her a mommy, & your blonde heritage extinct!!

 

[marco vittoro]

look, you're a daddy now!

 

[Salty Bob]

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