lol where to start…
My dick disappears when I try to fuck my wife’s tits, she’d say things like where’d it go, that was easy to hide lol, you have to decide if you want me to lick you can fuck my tits at the same time you’re not one of those guys.
If I’m fucking her from the back she has a hard time telling if I’m in her, “hurry up and put that dick in me or give me that dick put inside my pussy (when I’m already balls deep)”
Or when I asked her to deepthroat me once she said well that’s a bit easier than what I’m used to now
Always slip out when her pussy is really wet
And to make matters worse my cum loads are pretty small too. If I cum on her face it’s enough for part of the chin, one time I wanted to cum on her tits so I came on her nipple and she said it’s barely enough to cover my nipple then started to play with it before wiping it off.
The hottest thing for me is that she doesn’t say these things in a mean tone, it’s honest and she says it sweetly if that makes sense.