Nicknames your wife/girlfriend gave your dick?

[paracufz]

What’s your nickname your wife/girlfriend gave your dick? My wife calls it a nub. And I had an old ex-girlfriend who called it a gherkin.

The last time she was with her bull she said 'this cock is super sized, not like the happy meal I am used to.

 

[SeanS]

Peepee

 

[BBCforu]

"Mr"...."Buford"...."Mamba".....

 

[stubbyhubby]

She calls it my stub or the stub because she said it looks like a stub sticking off the side of a tree where a limb broke off. Thus, I am stubbyhubby. In real life she calls me Stubby which has become my nickname that everyone calls me.

 

[HubbyLikeBaby]

Your little companion or your little toy.

 

[HopefulCuckBoi]

Shrimp

 

[Jakhoff35]

She calls it floppy Fred

 

[rachelbottomcd]

Can you guess? The only thing more erotic than a raging hardon is the feeling you get when ur lil limpy turtles and shrinks up inside as ur face and ears turn burning red hot.

 

[rachelbottomcd]

Inchworm,clittycock,limpbiscuit

It guys like you that are the luckest guys in the world. Thanks for sharing

 

[rachelbottomcd]

What do you think I should call hubby's little one?View attachment 7260624

One of the seven dwarfs maybe Bashful?

 

[rachelbottomcd]

She calls it my stub or the stub because she said it looks like a stub sticking off the side of a tree where a limb broke off. Thus, I am stubbyhubby. In real life she calls me Stubby which has become my nickname that everyone calls me.

OMG does the effect wear off when everybody is in on the joke? I luv it tho please post more and thanks for sharing that.

 

[HubbyLikeBaby]

My wife also sometimes says: "Your little playmate"

 

[Wfshta]

One of the seven dwarfs maybe Bashful?

Lol that's a good one

 

[joeweenie]

One g/f used to call it "little guy"

 

[JaxCougar]

She just calls mine “Boi-Clit”

 

[cindycd]

Waldo, because of where’s Waldo

 

[John Whitecuck]

Once she used to call mine as ” little boy” when her bull got ” big man” . Not very unique names but still fun anyway…

 

[subboyass]

A girl way back dubbed mine the Beenie Weenie. The name stuck for years even with friends

 

[funcpl25]

She calls mine “Lil Guy”

 

[markandkris]

Little boy clit and clit tickler. She says it just rubs her clit now