Wife: Hi dear!
Husband: DAMMIT! What the f*ing s*hit is going on!!! Stupid Stupid idiocy on display!!!!!
Wife: Dont worry my cucky, this is what you wanted me to do!
Husband: This is total bulls*hit on what I have done!
Wife: I'm enjoying Darnell my bull. Hes going to do me hard in a moment!
Husband: Darling were you saying something? I'm playing my flight simulator and I had a Japanese Zero fighter at my 2:00 and I turned with him instead of into him and he promptly shot me down! I hate rookie mistakes like that!
Wife: YOU SLIMEY CUCK!!! I HATE YOU!!!
Husband: When you're done with whats his name, come home and make me a sammich.
Wife: Yes dear.
Darnell: You sir are no cuck. You're Captain Savage!
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