18-80, all colors, blind, crippled, or crazy ... is ok as long as they aren't heavier than me or taller than me, and I'm 6'2" and 205 lbs.
true story: When I was in college, I made a blind date with a telephone operator while trying to get an out-of-town telephone number. She had a really sexy voice and my natural "bull *******" lines started spilling out to see if I could meet her. Well, she agreed rather quickly and the next night I'm meeting this chick at a Dragon Inn restaurant. Now mind ya, I'm driving a Fiat X-19 Bertone which fit my smaller frame just fine. I had the top down and parked out front. So this girl walks up and I'm speechless for words ... I mean, its like I'd made a date with Mama Cass of the Mamas & Papas.
Ok, so I try to act cool and just take her inside and have the dinner we planned, make it short, and head back to the university. No, she liked my sports car and when I started to get in the car she asked me if she could sit in it. So I said sure, and when she tries to sit in the driver's seat she couldn't fit into the car, I swear. So she gets in the passenger side, I get in and she wants me to take her for a ride. So I start the car and we drive around town and a few bending rodes to enjoy the sports car ride. After about 30 minutes I turned around to take her back to her car ... we were on a mountain parkway and she wants to pull into an overview. I pull in and she starts trying to unzip my fly and bend over the gearshift and give me a blow job. She was so big, however, she couldn't get within a foot of my cock. So after a few shifts around in the car I told her I really had some studying to do and that I'd call her later.
Never again have I* ever gone on a blind date. LOL
true story: When I was in college, I made a blind date with a telephone operator while trying to get an out-of-town telephone number. She had a really sexy voice and my natural "bull *******" lines started spilling out to see if I could meet her. Well, she agreed rather quickly and the next night I'm meeting this chick at a Dragon Inn restaurant. Now mind ya, I'm driving a Fiat X-19 Bertone which fit my smaller frame just fine. I had the top down and parked out front. So this girl walks up and I'm speechless for words ... I mean, its like I'd made a date with Mama Cass of the Mamas & Papas.
Ok, so I try to act cool and just take her inside and have the dinner we planned, make it short, and head back to the university. No, she liked my sports car and when I started to get in the car she asked me if she could sit in it. So I said sure, and when she tries to sit in the driver's seat she couldn't fit into the car, I swear. So she gets in the passenger side, I get in and she wants me to take her for a ride. So I start the car and we drive around town and a few bending rodes to enjoy the sports car ride. After about 30 minutes I turned around to take her back to her car ... we were on a mountain parkway and she wants to pull into an overview. I pull in and she starts trying to unzip my fly and bend over the gearshift and give me a blow job. She was so big, however, she couldn't get within a foot of my cock. So after a few shifts around in the car I told her I really had some studying to do and that I'd call her later.
Never again have I* ever gone on a blind date. LOL
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