Ever since I learned that wives will follow hubby’s lead, I like to make hubby submit first. Guy that asked me to dance with his wife taught me how to respond in the future. I should have told the white girls and black chick I was with at the bar “Excuse me, this faggot wants to submit” and dragged him to the bathroom to earn his wife a spot on my dance card. Theater of the mind is powerful so I’d call her like it was an accidental butt dial and let her listen to me go from offended to agreeing to dance with her. “Look at me faggot, suck it if you want me to dance with your bitch” will be stuck in her head even as we dance.
“Be Wayne Brady in public, but DMX in the bedroom”