On a bus, a priest sat next to a ******* who was struggling to read a newspaper.
Suddenly, with a slurred voice, the ******* asked the priest:
"Do you know what arthritis is?"
The parish priest soon thought of taking the opportunity to lecture the ******* and replied:
"It's a disease caused by sinful and unruly life: excess, consumption of alcohol, *******, marijuana, crack, and certainly lost women, prostitutes, promiscuity, sex, binges and other things I dare not say."
The ******* widened his eyes, shut up and continued reading the newspaper.
A little later the priest, thinking that he had been too hard on the *******, tried to soften:
"How long have you had arthritis?"
"I don't have arthritis! It says here in the paper that the Pope has it."
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