A lil humor today!
- Thread starter MAMAJET
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Who likes it more?
A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an argument about who enjoyed sex more.
The man said, "Men obviously enjoy sex more than women. Why do you think we're so obsessed with getting laid?"
"That doesn't prove anything," the woman countered. "Think about this... when your ear itches and you put your little finger in it and wiggle it around, then pull it out, which feels better: your ear or your finger
A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an argument about who enjoyed sex more.
The man said, "Men obviously enjoy sex more than women. Why do you think we're so obsessed with getting laid?"
"That doesn't prove anything," the woman countered. "Think about this... when your ear itches and you put your little finger in it and wiggle it around, then pull it out, which feels better: your ear or your finger
Men and Women's Ages
Women's Ages:
1. Between the ages of 13 and 18, she is like Africa... virgin and unexplored.
2. Between the ages of 19 and 35, she is like Asia... hot and exotic.
3. Between the ages of 36 and 45, she is like America... fully explored, breathtakingly beautiful, and free with her resources.
4. Between the ages of 46 and 56, she is like Europe... exhausted, but still has points of interest.
5. After 56 she is like Australia... everybody knows it's down there but who gives a damn.
Men's Ages:
1. Between the ages of 18 and 26...Tri-weekly.
2. Between the ages of 27 and 46...Try, weekly.
3. Over 47...Try, weakly.
Women's Ages:
1. Between the ages of 13 and 18, she is like Africa... virgin and unexplored.
2. Between the ages of 19 and 35, she is like Asia... hot and exotic.
3. Between the ages of 36 and 45, she is like America... fully explored, breathtakingly beautiful, and free with her resources.
4. Between the ages of 46 and 56, she is like Europe... exhausted, but still has points of interest.
5. After 56 she is like Australia... everybody knows it's down there but who gives a damn.
Men's Ages:
1. Between the ages of 18 and 26...Tri-weekly.
2. Between the ages of 27 and 46...Try, weekly.
3. Over 47...Try, weakly.
