Post your own funny #WaPoDeathNotices
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Angelyn
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OK, here are a few funny ones I got from an online search:
Darth Vader, disabled single ******* of two, passes away.
'Jeffrey Dahmer, connoisseur of exotic and locally sourced meats, dies at 34,
Big Bad Wolf, lung capacity legend & bacon enthusiast, dead at 6.
"Joseph Mengele, a pioneering medical researcher for the German armed forces, died at age 67. He spent his last 3 decades as recluse in Brazil, eschewing the spotlight of his fame."
“Jim Jones, world traveler, social influencer and purveyor of fun flavored water drinks, dead at age 47.”
@washingtonpost trying desperately to hold on to #ISIS online subscribers
The New York Times correspondent Rukmini Callimachi said in a Twitter thread, “We are familiar with the atrocities his group carried out & are used to thinking of Baghdadi as a criminal & a thug. But those who knew him as a teen & as a young man described him as having a spiritual gift.”
I could just *******. Yes, I read that article by Rukmini Callimachi on the NYT myself the same Sunday and just didn’t feel so comfortable with the tone. I think she’s gotten too sympathetic to her subject.
And best of all...
The Washington Post, former provider of fish wraps and bird cage liners, goes out of business.
Darth Vader, disabled single ******* of two, passes away.
'Jeffrey Dahmer, connoisseur of exotic and locally sourced meats, dies at 34,
Big Bad Wolf, lung capacity legend & bacon enthusiast, dead at 6.
"Joseph Mengele, a pioneering medical researcher for the German armed forces, died at age 67. He spent his last 3 decades as recluse in Brazil, eschewing the spotlight of his fame."
“Jim Jones, world traveler, social influencer and purveyor of fun flavored water drinks, dead at age 47.”
@washingtonpost trying desperately to hold on to #ISIS online subscribers
The New York Times correspondent Rukmini Callimachi said in a Twitter thread, “We are familiar with the atrocities his group carried out & are used to thinking of Baghdadi as a criminal & a thug. But those who knew him as a teen & as a young man described him as having a spiritual gift.”
I could just *******. Yes, I read that article by Rukmini Callimachi on the NYT myself the same Sunday and just didn’t feel so comfortable with the tone. I think she’s gotten too sympathetic to her subject.
And best of all...
The Washington Post, former provider of fish wraps and bird cage liners, goes out of business.
Lucifer, an angelic and ambitious religious leader known as the “shining one,” died yesterday after a fall
